i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
I do not have the power within me to not reblog this.
Tom Hiddleston + I’m
Mr. Rogers makes us all look terrible.
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
I actually just started tearing up in the middle of the marshall center lol
(Source: sizvideos, via nathantrumpet)
Food Deserts: Where it is literally cheaper to drink soda than clean water in some parts of America
You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn.
— My Ten Word Story (via soulsscrawl)
(Source: thr0wmyfaith, via unenthusiasticallyenthusiastic)
"For the record I advised against trusting you here.
Prove me wrong.”
(Source: peterquill, via starfleetist)
I wish men worried about our feelings a quarter as much as we worry about theirs.
— Elsie Hughes the All-Knowing (via goodsailor)
Reblog if your legs are crossed and/or your left hand is touching your face…
(Source: date, via rosectyler)
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*
you can’t just thoreau your life away like that